Cast (in alphabetical order)
| CHARACTER | ACTOR |
|---|---|
| Bobby Strong | David C. |
| Caldwell B. Cladwell | Jorel M. |
| Dancers | Amy L. |
| Hadera S. | |
| Dr. Billeaux | Chava R. |
| Hope Cladwell | Lexi L. |
| Hot Blades Harry | Jared A. |
| Josephine Strong | Samantha S. |
| Little Becky Two Shoes | Sari W. |
| Little Sally | Johanna R. |
| Mr. McQueen | Zev F. |
| Mrs. Millennium | Shira T. |
| Officer Barrel | Jordyn L. |
| Officer Lockstock | Josh W. |
| Old Man Strong | Jared A. |
| Penelope Pennywise | Oksana P. |
| Robby the Stockfish | Milana S. |
| Senator Fipp | David R. |
| Soupy Sue | Becky F. |
| The Poor / Rebels | JJ G. |
| Stan G. | |
| Daniel K. | |
| Damian M. | |
| Haley R. | |
| Rachel R. | |
| Sarah S. | |
| Tiny Tom | Elliot L. |
| UGC Staff | Jessica L. |